Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

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Welcome to Infinity Isles!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

What makes us stand out?

SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any donation perks on the server?	Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
Are there weekly events on the server?	Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

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What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	292
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8670
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	2148
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

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Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.