Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Dragon Eggs Found: 7256 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Animals Bred: 97
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 267
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchantments Applied: 186
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 257 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1479 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9376 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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