Floating Submarine Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Book Club, book discussion, Chapter 7, confusion, Enigma, Floating, floating submarine, Literary Analysis, literary critique, Minecraft, Mystery, peculiar, perplexing, plot twist, smp, speculative fiction, strange occurrences, submarine, surreal, unanswered questions, unexpected, unexplained phenomena, WTF

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	932
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!