Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4442
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3219 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4577 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Farms Harvested: 326 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Chimeras Created: 1 New Chunks Explored: 131329

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Runes Activated: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 4135
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4123 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 4993
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Mines Excavated: 3493
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6077 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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