Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

    Santa’s Dark Delivery Service
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

    on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

    but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

    so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Nano Fat Blocker Server

    Nano Fat Blocker Server
    haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 685 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7775
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 48 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Snormines

    Snormines

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

    Snormines is a network -in built server.

    LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

    – Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 1977 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • gravityfalls MC

    gravityfalls MC

    Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

    Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

    Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

    Server Details:

    IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

    Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1300 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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