Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Alien Abductions: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

    Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

    Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

    So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

    Pixel Princess Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

    ””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

    Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

    Golfing Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

    Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

    Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

    Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

    RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • White Argentina Minecraft Server

    White Argentina Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

    Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

    Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

    And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

    This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Tlatoani Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tlatoani Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on overcrowded Minecraft servers with noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s practically a VIP club for elite gamers only.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.

    And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Perfect Movie Scene Minecraft SMP

    Perfect Movie Scene Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dark MAGA Minecraft Server

    Dark MAGA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because “Dark MAGA” is here to shake things up! This server is like no other, where you can build your own MAGA tower and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

    Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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