Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Tanya’s Diamond Kingdom Minecraft SMP

    Tanya’s Diamond Kingdom Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the wacky world of Cold War Era America to life! Forget about dragons and knights, we’ve got Cuban missile crises and Elvis sightings! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of McCarthyism, CIA vs KGB battles, and even throw in some civil rights movements for good measure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Wizardry Variants Daphne Minecraft Server

    Wizardry Variants Daphne Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters like Wanderer Princess Lanavaille and Knight Errant Gerard the Thundersmiter.

    Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!

    Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.

    So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Imperfect Night Minecraft Server

    Imperfect Night Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.

    4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared

    Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Byzantium, the Atlantis of the ancient world that was taken down by a horde of Asiatic mobs! Dive deep into the waters of our server and uncover the lost city filled with treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered.

    But beware, for the Asiatic hordes still roam the lands, ready to attack at any moment. Will you be able to defend Byzantium and reclaim its glory? Or will you fall victim to the chaos and madness that lurks beneath the waves?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • What is the IP for HW5567 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for HW5567 Minecraft Server?

    HW5567 is a passionate and dedicated individual with a strong interest in technology and innovation. With a strong background in computer science and engineering, HW5567 is constantly seeking new opportunities to expand their knowledge and skills in the field. They have a keen attention to detail and a proven track record of delivering high-quality results. HW5567 is a team player who thrives in collaborative environments and is always eager to learn and grow professionally.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Anime Minecraft Server

    Pixel Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT, you’ll never be bored again!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? 😉🐔🎉

    EMERGENCY 🚨🚨🚨 (Emergency)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • /Innit/ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame Minecraft SMP

    /Innit/ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than The Scarlet Queen Edition! Join now for the chance to witness the legendary Elizabeth Rosebloodflame in action as she dominates the server with her epic builds and karaoke skills.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of The Scarlet Queen Edition?

    And let’s not forget about the infamous seagulls that roam the server, begging for scraps of food. Don’t feed them or you might just unleash their wrath upon the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of the Scarlet Queen. Just remember, God save the Queen – it’s as simple as that! And don’t forget to luv ‘Liz, she’s the ruler of this crazy kingdom.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where the admins are all wizards who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical unicorn horn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

    3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 256 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7314

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Shit Hole Minecraft Server

    Shit Hole Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

    2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

    3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

    Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hug Me Minecraft Server

    Hug Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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