Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.
We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?
So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 69 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 229 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 231717 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
