Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5082	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1912
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	2549
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	6785
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	100
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4930	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	New Chunks Explored:	594669
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	526536	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	3454

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	5087
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crops Grown:	2781	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	82	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3704	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	2821
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.