Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Farms Harvested:	105	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	146
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	7540	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.