Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	718	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7506	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5146	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	129

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!