Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	8530
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crops Grown:	8609	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9408
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	338
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1704	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4801	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	158	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Potions Brewed:	153
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.