Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	562

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2325
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	3207	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	97664
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1660

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	200

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	945566	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Farms Harvested:	485

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.