Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	271
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	529
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3315	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!