Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5763
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	2743

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	4350

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	921485	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8626
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	3797
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4253
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	88
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.