Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	4187	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1047	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	8218
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	163	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1197
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	953	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1416
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.