Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	2538
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2808
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8189	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	61
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Villages Defended:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!