Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3747	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	4451	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ores Mined:	5803
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	193	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	214358	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.