Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	234	Buildings Constructed:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Farms Harvested:	658	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
New Chunks Explored:	13214	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7230
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.