Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	4851

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	945
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	1565
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	4748

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6889	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	890
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.