Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5407	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2536	New Chunks Explored:	212836
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	8230
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	2133
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	158708	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.