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NapCraft Minecraft Server

at-home test, Breathe Right strips, Communication, earplugs, Frustration, husband’s naps, in-person sleep study, lack of sleep, MIL, Minecraft, mouth tape, nap time, Napcraft, physical anger, relationship conflicts, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep quality, sleep study, Snoring

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	7166	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	9400	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Emeralds Found:	966
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Falling into the Void:	0

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4119
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling moment, fear, frightening situation, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, never again, Nightmare, NopeNotDoingThatAgain, panic attack, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-chilling experience, spine-tingling., terrifying experience, traumatic event

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

3d printing, bio-based materials, biodegradable, circular economy, coffee grounds, compostable, eco-friendly, environmental impact, innovative technology, JavaCraft, Magic, material science, Mushroom, plastics alternative, recycling, Reishi mushrooms, Sustainable Design, sustainable innovation, sustainable manufacturing, sustainable materials, Upcycling, UW researchers, waste reduction

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2931
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Dragon Eggs Found:	8433	Holy Grails Found:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Overlord, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1447
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

awkward situations, boyfriend’s parents, communication difficulties, CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama, family dinner, first impressions, Guilt, mental health, nonverbal communication, personal boundaries, physical response, Respect, selective communication, selective mutism, selective speaking, silent behavior, social anxiety, social expectations, stress, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	9557	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8