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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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