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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4328 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!