Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 622061 Epic Quests Completed: 9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
Star Shards Collected: 124 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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