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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Ores Mined: | 6665 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
