Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	6305	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1545

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.