Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • VectorCraft

    VectorCraft

    Vectorcraft is here for you!! What’s in Vectorcraft season 5? 1. Survival Unik 3. Custom Item 4. Boss Dungeon?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Simple Factions MC

    Simple Factions MC

    Simple Factions is a small but new faction server that supports and clients including cracked clients. updated to support clients on 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 and newer. This server includes features such as.. Factions, PVP, PVE, Player bounties, Chest shops, Player based economy. and etc. Join us today! Now with seasons and visual effects!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Farland

    Farland

    Farland is a medieval fantasy nautical server with the potential for steampunk flare. Sail the seas, explore the dungeons, trade in the towns, and with a fully functional cannon and firearm arsenal you can plunder to your heart’s desires. Avast me hearties, yer home!Features:  - Catered custom gameplay  - Mature experienced staff  - An enriched survival experience  - Town-based economy   - Custom mobs  - read more below…   Players will be able to run trade routes by buying trade goods at one town and selling it at another for profit. They will also be able to enjoy building, and can secure their builds with claim blocks that can be purchased at the Spawnton bank. Want to test your mettle? Dungeons will be a place to try and get gear that can’t be crafted in game. Unique, powerful, weapons and armor, maybe even hidden permits for unique firearms, or licenses for unique ships.  Almost all permits and licenses are purchasable in-game with in-game currency, we aim to avoid any and all Pay-to-Win scenarios. Save up your currency to buy a permit to use a more powerful firearm, or a license to set sail on a new ship. Different firearms and ships do different things, find what best suits you and have fun, or aim to own it all like a true Admiral of the Fleet or Pirate Lord.  We also have custom achievement titles. If you fulfill the requirements and earn one of these achievements, you will be able to change your in game prefix to the achievement title. That way, everyone can know just how good you are and what you’ve accomplished.  We’re trying to create a unique atmosphere and are trying to add as many custom mobs, weapons, accessories, as we can, so come back often to see what’s new.Highlights: – EasyElevators: Farland is home to “EasyElevators Recoded” which adds realistic elevators in minecraft. – Movecraft+: Open seas naval warfare with working ships and cannons. – Firearms: Working pistols, rifles, and blunderbusses to help you defeat your enemies. – Guilds: Found powerful guilds, with purchasable guild wide buffs, and battle in guild wars for rewards. – Loot Chests: Chests with loot are scattered all around the server, loot them every day. – Player Claims: Using a custom claim tool you can claim protected land, but be weary other’s can `/siege` your claim and try to raid you. – Dungeons: Test your mettle in tough dungeon full of custom challenges, with unique rewards. (New equipment, new mechanics, new licenses and permits) (COMING SOON)We are: – A small group of experienced server owners who have been hosting/working/developing small servers since 2012. – Players/Owners who have various levels of experience in all aspects of the gaming community – People invested in Minecraft, Movecraft, and more.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sylph MC

    Sylph MC

    We are Sylph MC, a survival sever with Origins, all origins are fully custom coded and made by us, we are always actively developing and creating new exciting activities to participate in! We are also strongly against P2W and players who donate have no advantage over anyone else! We have 15 unique and fun to play origins such as the Angel who grants their blessing upon allies or the Ender who can vwoop around. Give us a chance and join today, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed! Join our discord for the best experience and for news on upcoming events/updates! https://discord.gg/kgj9hwDzFV

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NivalisMC

    NivalisMC

    NivalisMC is a brand new server focused on providing a dedicated Creative experience! We feature – Free World Edit Daily – Customizable Big Plots – Exciting custom cosmetics – Fun minigames – A fun and wholesome environment Come join us and have fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MelonSMP

    MelonSMP

    The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

    MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

    Servers are on 1.19.2+

    – org.melonsmp.net

    Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Zedpixel-Network

    Zedpixel-Network

    Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GlowCraftOpPrison

    GlowCraftOpPrison

    GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

    At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

    A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rosefall

    Rosefall

    Welcome to Rosefall

    We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 149 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft Classic Survival

    Minecraft Classic Survival

    Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EcoMC

    EcoMC

    EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

    It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

    You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BVR Pixelmon

    BVR Pixelmon

    Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

    Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 2b2t Japan

    2b2t Japan

    *There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2~1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

    IP: 2b2t.jp

    Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

    Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

    donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MCisle

    MCisle

    Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

    Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

    Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

    Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

    Join us at play.MCisle.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Worst Server Ever

    Worst Server Ever

    This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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