Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Villages Defended: 17
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Zombie Dances: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft Malaysia Hub

    Minecraft Malaysia Hub

    A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • VideoTalk18 MC Server

    VideoTalk18 MC Server

    Welcome to Videotalk 18+, your ultimate destination for an immersive and diverse Minecraft experience! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits around every corner. Our server network offers a variety of gameplay modes that cater to all types of players.

    Embark on a thrilling Skyblock adventure filled with unique quests and upgrades that will test your survival skills and strategic thinking. Forge alliances, build your island empire, and become the master of the skies.

    Unleash your imagination on our Creative Server, where you’ll discover unique plot layouts that serve as the canvas for your architectural masterpieces. Express yourself, collaborate with fellow builders, and bring your wildest creations to life.

    For those who love a good challenge and quick-paced fun, our Minigames Server is the place to be. We’re constantly evolving, taking recommendations for new games, and updating classics to keep the excitement fresh. Compete with friends or make new ones as you jump into a world of thrilling mini-adventures.

    Step into a realm of epic proportions on our RPG/Survival Server. Immerse yourself in a rich narrative with quests, dungeons, and custom mobs and items. Whether you’re a lone wanderer or part of a formidable group, the challenges and rewards will keep you coming back for more.

    What sets us apart is our commitment to inclusivity – our servers are fully cross-compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions, ensuring that everyone can join the fun regardless of their platform. So, gather your friends, sharpen your skills, and join us on Videotalk 18+ for an unforgettable Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Emeralds Found: 3626

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Solcraft

    Solcraft

    Swedish Minecraft Server with roots from 2011-2015 which is now relaunched with the same old map for new players to explore.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ainu Middle-Earth

    Ainu Middle-Earth

    Our server is an adventure Lord of the Rings Mod Roleplay server, filled with dungeons and rewards for building, roleplay, and adventuring! Come join and create a story of your own in Middle-Earth!

    We are a Modded server, please use the links below to be able to join!

    ⫸Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/ainulindale-lotr.1781195

    ⫸Curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ainulindale-official-server/files/3663087

    ⫸Come join our welcoming community on Discord!: https://discord.gg/ainulindale

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HideOut

    HideOut

    𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 The best Balkan Minecraft server!

    𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼: • Type: [cracked]

    • Version: 1.8+ • Server IP: hideout.wtf

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Farms Harvested: 568

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Scavenged Shores

    Scavenged Shores

    Scavenged Shores is a unique pirate-themed RPG server with never seen before custom content. Breaking the boundaries and limitations of Minecraft, Scavenged Shores allows you to set sail on a large pirate ship with your friends to explore a vibrant map full of life, treasure and foes.

    If PvE isn’t your style, challenge other players to a duel with access to a variety of unique weapons and skills to take down all that oppose you. Alternatively, Scavenged Shores offers a peaceful playstyle of exploration and building, with the availability of customizable islands created and owned by you.

    This server is a project made from love and passion, so come join the community to be part of something new and meaningful!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    Direwolf20  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: dw18.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.18.2 Modpack

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mineworld

    Mineworld

    Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FloraMc

    FloraMc

    Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

    Server Information:

    IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • YarnMC Skyblock

    YarnMC Skyblock

    YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SmileCraft

    SmileCraft

    Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Quailiens

    Quailiens

    Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

    Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

    Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

    We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

    Join The Adventure!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Eternal Realms

    Eternal Realms

    Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RusticLand

    RusticLand

    Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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