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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9997 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 3959 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
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