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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8919 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2979 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!