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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5170 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 763 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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