Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Divine Spears Created: 17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 140
    Farms Harvested: 555 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 2133
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4064
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2724 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

    Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

    oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 8933
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Chilaxx G-Hub

    Chilaxx G-Hub

    Best Filipino server!

    We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

    Compatriots! Here is fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    CelestialCraft Overview

    Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg
    Version 1.21
    Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

    Features:

    • Custom Achievements
    • Magic Carpets
    • Custom Events
    • StarShards Currency
    • Rankup System
    • Player Shops
    • Grief Prevention
    • PvP
    • Mature Community

    Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

    Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on this server? No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
    How can I earn StarShards currency? Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
    Are there age restrictions on the server? CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 32 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

    Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

    Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

    So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Animals Bred: 115 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 6517
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7220

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1657 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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