Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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