Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Divine Spears Created: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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