Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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