Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Animals Bred:	121
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1348

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	412
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4676

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	6405
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Towns Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	1927	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.