Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CompCraft: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Endermen Help with Taxes

    CompCraft: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Endermen Help with Taxes

    CompCraft Server Overview

    Description
    CompCraft is a unique economy survival server where players earn money by various activities like farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths. Players can also build bases, explore custom dungeons in the overworld, and excavate fossils. Other features include fighting bandits, PvP, PvE, and grief prevention.
    Our Community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

    Server IP

    Java: play.compcraft.org | Bedrock: play.compcraft.org:25588

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I earn money on the server? You can earn money by farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths.
    What can I do on the server? You can build bases, explore custom dungeons, excavate fossils, fight bandits, engage in PvP and PvE, and use grief prevention.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, our community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids and crafting virtual falafel? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can roam the virtual desert, ride camels made of blocks, and battle zombie pharaohs in the Temple of Doom! Our community is filled with fellow Israel enthusiasts who love to trade virtual hummus and compete in epic building competitions. So come on down and join the fun – because on this server, the only thing hotter than the desert sun is the fiery passion for Israel!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP

    Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

    MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

    Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WeddingDramaCraft

    WeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

    Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AgingLikeFineWine

    AgingLikeFineWine
    Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

    We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 168 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

    UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyPutin’sDownfall

    CraftyPutin’sDownfall
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

    if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG] Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    ATM9: To the Skies All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2 tts9.pumpkraft.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

    You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

    2. What features do the servers offer?

    The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

    3. Are new players welcome?

    Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

    4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

    Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

    5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

    You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2723

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 252
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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