LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Animals Bred: 59 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY