Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 New Chunks Explored: 359077
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Emeralds Found: 3267 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

    CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

    Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Crops Grown: 3062
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Emeralds Found: 199
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7657 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 5454
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Potions Brewed: 184 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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