FamilyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!

Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	288
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	2162
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Towns Built:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	5776
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.