LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magic Items Found: 6656
Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407 Dragon Eggs Found: 3629
Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

    4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

    Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

    Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

    Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SpookySisterDramaMC

    SpookySisterDramaMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9897 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

    LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP
    By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6278 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Enchantments Applied: 217 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Farms Harvested: 812 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1584 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchantments Applied: 140
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Farms Harvested: 117

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magic Items Found: 7538
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

    But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

    Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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