Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8221

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Alien Abductions: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Ores Mined: 8575
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 751521 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
    Villages Defended: 12 Star Shards Collected: 270
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Potions Brewed: 142
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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