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SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4240	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8255
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	258532	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	945153
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	1061

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Buildings Constructed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Votes:	7162

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Players:	107/400	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	3959	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	22