ExpoCraft: Where even creepers are VIPs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest expo you’ve ever been to! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where everything is made of cake and the only rule is to have fun.

So why waste your time at some lame expo when you could be crafting and building with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your epic builds!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6773	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	2157
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	198	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9388
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8365
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Mines Excavated:	3940	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	8472	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	702
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.