ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

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haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/dreamjet-2b2t-server-minecraft/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mines Excavated:	3897
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!