Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Secret Passages Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
New Chunks Explored: 231146 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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