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Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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