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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Zombie Dances: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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