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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mines Excavated: 3482
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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